Cosmetic Line-Cutters

Line-cutters, here, meaning short cuts or tricks that no one really talks about or maybe they do, but these are my favorites. A quick list - hopefully - that you can refer to.

• Cream blush can double as a lip color and lip color can double as a cream blush. For lip color, rub some on the back of your hand and pick it up with a blush brush or fingers and dabble on the cheaks. 
• Mascara can be many things: with an angle brush it can be a liner on top and bottom, it can be used to tame dark-hued brows or set them into place, or of course, as mascara. (Too, if you've got dark hair, use mascara to tame fly-aways around the hairline.)
• Used up a mascara? Clean up the wand with remover and soap and water to use as a spoolie.
• Use that mascara wand (cleaned, of course) as a spoolie to tame brows, comb through mascara, tame fly-aways around the hairline. Spritz with hairspray or dabble on some hair gel for a little hold if using on the hair or brows. 
• Brow powder is a magical thing, too. Use it for brows, eye shadow, liner, and contouring! Contouring powder or bronzer can be used for the inverse. 
• If your skin isn't super-sensitive to silicas, silica powder is amazing as a setting agent.
• Witch hazel is a wonderful makeup remover and is a lot gentler than astringent alcohols. 
• Moisturize fully before makeup primers and makeup in general. Lips, too!
•  My routine for quickness and efficiency: shower, brush teeth, moisturize, blow-dry, make-up, style, lips and fragrance very last.
• Nails smudge mid-drying stage? Lick it - seriously, if it's not too wet, you can use your tongue to push smooth it over. Google this. It works, I promise. 
• Un-coated junk aspirin has great exfoliating properties. I don't recommend using it as a mask because your skin sucks up things like that. But do put about five in your hand, soak them in warm water and allow them to dissolve. Mix this with your cleanser or use it straight-up, it's wonderful! Use infrequently, this is pretty tough stuff!
• Sugar does the same as the above but it's most abrasive! Be careful. (Use on legs before and after shaving, too, as a scrub or all over with body wash, it works wonderfully!)
• Sugar and lemon make a great facial scrub. Lemon will brighten and fade acne and freckles, sugar will scrub away dead skin and reveal fresh, new skin. 

I'll continue to add to this list when I'm not so tired.
-A

10 More Things...

...that you should know about your neighborhood deli or any restaurant for that matter. I am no longer a waitress but I sure as hell feel like one most days. Here to lay it all out there once again after this recent job-change. This applies to dining out altogether. I now work at a high-volume deli chain that processes several hundreds of dollar per hour in a town of about 10,000 people...doesn't sound like much but when all of these people decide to come eat at the same damn time...uh...yes. A few things need to be said.
Again, from the bottom:

10. Come during rush-hour. We're fully staffed and ready to go at peak hours (11-2, and again at 5-8 in most stores). I'd love a table of 20 during lunch rush far better than a table of 20 after I've got things cleaned up and sent everyone home. 

09. I hate when I've got plenty of clean tables but the one you want to sit at is dirty and you need me to pull away from what I'm doing to come clean it up. I'm on my way but damn-it, pick a clean table if you'd like to sit at a clean table!

08. Please don't come behind the counter! During peak hours, I may be slow at getting you whatever it is you need but with a customer moving to get their own stuff from behind my work space is hazardous to everyone.

07. Fast-food and quick-serve are two different things. Figure out your time limitations before going to dine-out.

06. This is going to be a long one. As hourly employees and as a manager, myself, we get hours docked or pay cuts or written up when there are major complaints that go directly to corporate. We do all we can as employees - they hired us as hospitality workers - one such instant in which a Sunday rush brought about a 20-minute wait-time for a couple of people, the gentleman that asked about his food was told it would be another two minutes (and it was, not a second longer). He sat down and immediately sent the owner of the company a novel concerning his wait-time and thereafter pointed out all the trifling other details he didn't like about the restaurant as well. This trickles down onto the hourly-paid workers like fire. We got hell for this. Before writing complaints, ask to speak to a manager on duty- I'm always willing to go above and beyond so that you're happy before you leave! That's what they pay me to do! I can't give you back time but I can make it up to you one way or another. The gentleman went over my head, I didn't have a chance to fix anything. 20-minutes, during peak, isn't bad at all for us and our regulars know that. Sure, shame on me for not noticing they were from out of town and on a "schedule" of some sort but shame on them for not voicing complaints to the immediate managers who could have saved everyone a bit of heart-ache.

05. Customer: "Oh, you're out of _____?"
      Employee: "Yes, I'm sorry."
      Customer: "You know, they sell _____ down the street."
This is the most pointless exchange of words I'll ever encounter. Restaurants depend on deliveries and bulk food delivery services are probably the most poorly organized industries ever. They leave things off of the order, they'll send yogurt instead of fresh fruit, they don't send enough of something we ordered plenty of, etc. I have no control over this as an hourly and if they sell _____ down the street, don't expect me to go get it. Unapproved products and brands in the store can cost me my job. 

04. No one in any restaurant ever has ever been excited for customers 10-minutes before closing. It's not just me, as a cashier, but my cooks are trying to go home, my dishwasher is trying to go home, and hell, I'm trying to go home but coming in to sit down 10-5 minutes before I lock the doors is something I find nearly insulting. My hours are posted on the door. And personally, I won't bother with a restaurant that's closing down. In clean-up mode, it's better to just walk away. I'll get you a drink, I'll sell you some of the finest pre-packaged deserts, chips, cookies, anything, to go! But don't make us cook during this time. It'll suck for us and you, I promise.

03. Know when to leave. Squatting at a table for three hours is fine but don't do it an hour before close and complain that someone's sweeping near your table and the place is starting to smell like bleach. We have to clean up, lock up, and go home on time.

02. If your kid is shy, doesn't want to talk directly to whomever is taking the order, whispering, or if he or she can't choose - pick for them! As a parent or guardian, you know what they'll eat and what they won't eat. If your little one is holding up the line trying to choose between a pizza or salad or if I can't hear what the hell they're saying because they're scared to tell to me for whatever reason, pick for them.

01. Once again - we're all human, customers and employees alike. I know who's worked in food and who hasn't. Those who've worked in food generally have more patience and sympathy. It's a great job most of the time but there's a few people who make it hard on us and makes us rethink it all before clocking out and going home. Trust us - most of us know what we're doing. 

Ten things you should know about your waitress...

I've been doing it long enough to compile together ten of the most important things you should know about your typical family-style restaurant waitress, waiter, etc. Feel free to agree or dispute, these are all my own but I think in one way or another, I'll be able to identify with every server out there.

Let's take it from the bottom...You should know that:

10. You’re not my first table: and if by chance, you are, consider yourself lucky. I enjoy an early table more than I do a table during rush or after rush – when I’m probably trying to recover from something that happened during rush. Catch us early, we’re better prepared, we’re quicker, and we’re a hell of a lot nicer. I’ve probably just had a Red Bull, or something and I’m likely on the top of my game. 

09. We hate when you seat yourself: and if you do and you choose a dirty table, don’t eyeball me while I rush over and struggle to clean up around you. Do you know how awkward that is for the both of us? If there’s no hostess, just wait and be patient. I won’t let you stand there forever and this gives me a chance to clear a spot suitable. I’ll come back for you, promise, and if I don’t you can speak with my manager. I won’t let that happen, trust me. 

08. We love when you call us ahead of time: if you’ve got special requests or a large group. I hate seeing more than five people come in during a rush and expect to sit together. No way. If you call ahead, we have time to prepare your table, get started on your food, and we’ll likely be in a better mood now that we know what to expect. 

07. Whatever mess you make, I have to clean it up: don’t get me wrong, that was in my job description and I’m fine with that, but when your seven-year-old grinds wet pasta into oblivion on a tight-weave carpet with his light-up shoes, it’s degrading to get on hands and knees to scrub it out. When he or she decides to play Picasso on the walls with crayons, too, this is our hell. It’s taking time away from necessary things when it could have been avoided. Torn bits of straw-paper confetti, mashed up crayons, and silverware flying off into the floor are not fun things to "fix" and again, they're unnecessary. Control your young, more importantly.

06. You can trust me, I’ll get your refills: but each time you jingle your cup full of ice up in the air at me and give me a death-stare, or each child you send up to me to ask for a refill, or each time you suck the straw at the bottom of the cup making that annoying gurgling sound, I get closer and closer to not coming over at all. Drinks are the most overpriced part of the meal, in my opinion. If you’re nice to me, I’ll let you get your money’s worth.

05. We can book your kid’s birthday party, but we’re not a party supplies store: and if you’re expecting balloons, streamers, table cloths, hell – I’ve even been asked for gift wrap, you’ve got the wrong idea unless stated otherwise, we won’t be playing party-planner. I can blow up a few helium balloons but that’s about it. Think ahead and for God’s sake, DIY, it’s your kid’s birthday for crying out loud. (Too, please see #8)

04. I am here to do a job and I will: and this simply means questions like, “is our food ready yet?” is insulting to me. I’m not going to leave prepared, hot food sitting out and wait to give it to you. As soon as your order is ready, I’m bringing it to you. I’m in this field of work because I enjoy customer service, communication, etc. (No, seriously!) And your hospitality will make me more likely to visit your table and make you happy. My hospitality, in turn and with great finesse, earn me a nicer tip or at least a repeat customer who’s nice to me. (And hey, I’ve been known to give out free stuff to those that are patient and deserving.)

03. From the time you hit the door, I’m reading you: and your children, your parents, everything. I’m not judging; I’m reading. I can tell an easy table from a difficult table in just a few seconds. I can tell if your kids are going to be a handful. I can tell whether or not I'm going to get tipped. But I am reading you and I will remember you, be that a good thing or a bad thing. 

02. Tipping is what gets me home some nights: My pay checks are lower because I am getting supplemented pay when I take home money each night. What I claim in tips is taken on out of my pay check so when that time comes for me to get my week’s pay, it’s generally lower than expected. Now, that’s not your fault, but it does help when you leave me something. I can remember a few night in particular where tip money helped me put gas in my car to get all the way home. I was particularly appreciative of my patrons that night. 

01. I am human: just like you. I get up on a daily basis, I shrug on uniform that I can’t wash the restaurant smell out of, and I clock in to get a pay-check. I don’t make much, but I’m a server because it’s completely necessary and it’s something I maybe slightly possibly enjoy every now and then. Treat me like the human that I am and know that we – as humans – make mistakes and you, as my customer and a paying “client” if you will, should keep this in mind. In other words, treat me like you would treat your son or daughter if they were your server. Treat me the way you would want to be treated as a server. It earns you high marks and I’ll be nicer and nicer each time you sit in my section.